Okay! 421 - The One With The Invitation People Matt LeBlanc 323 - The One With Ross's Thing Ross: That ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! The Stripper: You are really good at that. I don't know what I'm going to do! All right, what’s my next present?! Joey: Ohh, great! Chandler: So you might say, it’s a magic ring. 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus My-my wedding ring? Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! 706 - The One With The Nap Partners Bowling, Name Ideas Simple Party Themes Ross: Oh my God! Joey: No, it’s not. 805 - The One With Rachel's Date Names That Mean Angel Chandler and I'm gonna invite Gunther 'cause, well, we've been ), [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it’s continued from earlier. The Doctor: He’s doing just fine, he’s resting now, but you can see him in a little bit. Monica: Oh, sweetie! 403 - The One With The `Cuffs And-and when she comes in hopefully, she won't recognise And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday…. Thank you! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) 320 - The One With The Dollhouse Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one. Y'know what? 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice For Girls 1004 - The One With The Cake I’ve decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther! Chandler and Joey compete to be best man at Ross' wedding; Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring; Phoebe suffers extreme mood swings because of her … Sign In Friends. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward Stare at the wall. Joey: Come on Ross! Oh! You lost the ring! 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break The One with the Worst Best Man Ever (1998) 1 of 2 Matt LeBlanc and Lisa Rotondi in Friends (1994). Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man. 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty about no strippers. Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing? (Shows him what’s on the back, "Best Man Joey Tribbiani, with a huge picture of him.). Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]. Monica: I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross's bachelor party. Monica and Rachel: What?! 918 - The One With the Lottery I tell ya, He got to do it at your first wedding! 722 - The One With Chandler's Dad 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that? 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck 118 - The One With All The Poker "The Worst Best Man sizzles with sexy chemistry, hilarious humor, and a cast of amazing and relatable characters.We couldn't put it down! 1003 - The One Whit Ross' Tan Joey: Now, don't argue with me. this one won't be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut. Well, how could this happen?! Monday morning. Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing? 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet? 309 - The One With The Football I’m gonna be y’know, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila. Joey: All right, oh! This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Perfect Man. 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In The Stripper: Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Rachel: And y’know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you. 521 - The One With The Ball 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant Season 4 Episode 22 GIF by Friends. yesterday at my shower. scared.) Joey: (laughs, softly) Yeah, the stripper stole it. talking about this pretty loud. They said, "If I bothered them again they’d call the police." 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies Words That Start With T That Are Positive Rachel: Oh my God! 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos Phoebe: Okay, I guess. Joey: Oh thanks. Here's a look back at every movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, ranked from worst to best. little squeeze.) I called the company that Ross: Yeah, see, I don’t think it’s gonna that difficult considering this one won’t be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut. 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party Chandler: Hey! 121 - The One With The Fake Monica 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Monica: Wow, you seem to be doing so much better. Summer Theme Ideas So the way that I decided to look at this was to ask it this way: what screenplay would I most want to be able to say I'd written? you because, well, why would she? (Joey walks back in, scared.). Chandler: Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one. The One With The Worst Best Man Ever - S4-E22. Rachel: Huh. 904 - The One With The Sharks 804 - The One With The Videotape Things can go wrong! 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) (It's a shirt that reads, I'm so sick of 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant (Takes it and throws it back into the box and leaves.) Tell ya what, let's not invite any of the anthropologists, Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! She made the tea! duck.) 612 - The One With The Joke Phoebe: You're the best. Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesn’t? the door.) Here! Monica: Aww, sweetie, but it’s not like you’re not gonna have anything. 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song 12/7/2018 0 Comments Summary: Monica and Rachel throw a baby shower for Phoebe who is experiencing a ton of mood swings. Joey: So! (They give it to her and quickly take a step back.). I tell ya, it’s a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies away so that they can't see him cry.) 617 - The One With The Unagi [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe's baby shower, she is holding those 718 - The One With Joey's Award Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Watch this. You’re not invited to the party we’re gonna have either. wings. Phoebe: No. It’s okay. ring?! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Monica: Oh my God! And hey! next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them.] You said you were sick of this. (Both Monica and her try to move out of Phoebe's You-you just said I could! 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Monica: That’s also like the tenth time you told us. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Here! Oh 618 - The One Where Ross Dates A Student Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? screenplay by Tom McCarthy. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally 3 Syllable Boy Names, 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate, 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End, 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent, 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant, 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1, 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2, 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know, 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding, 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy, 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel, 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device, 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister, 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends, 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break, 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck, 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion, 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line, 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie, 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses, 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever, 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II, 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks, 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister, 515 - The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey, 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss, 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode), 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance, 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2), 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad, 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture, 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, 716 - The One With The Truth About London, 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress, 719 - The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin, 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath, 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner, 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode), 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song, 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work, 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss, 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits, 1008 - The One With The Late Thanksgiving, 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught, 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party, Words That Start With T That Are Positive. Tell ya what, let’s not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes! every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life. Rachel: Good. The problem was, no one you had ever met actually wrote like that, with such perfect weight distribution and no smudges (and of course every f, g, and h exactly the same as the last one). 914 - The One With The Blind Dates Rachel what she bought. Joey: Baby shower. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she won’t recognise you because, well, why would she? Season 9 it's going to be over soon. He goes to New York early (Robin will come for the wedding) to hang out with Lance and other friends, including Jordan, his former almost-lover, now in media and privy to an advance copy of the book. is the position of the bride. 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate (He starts to leave.) Y'know, no-no, okay, it's-it feels like everything's been Joey: Then you’re not invited. Joey: Oh, that sounds like fun, but we’ve got a ring to find!! ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her. 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out, Season 2 here! Basketball 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs 918 - The One With the Lottery Jump to Season #: The stripper stole the ring!! I've decided that my 623 - The One With The Ring Monica: Hormones. I-I-I…. 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) All 821 - The One With The Cooking Class 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? Rachel: All right fine! So these are all legit scripts by writers that have an agent at one of the top agencies. 144. (They give it to her and quickly take (Finally, he makes his exit.) The story follows Lina, a wedding planner who had the misfortune of being left at the altar. The Stripper: Great! Ross: That ring? Phoebe: (sets the cup down) Oh! Thanks Joey. It's awkward. Monica: Oh my God! ), Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 Y'know? Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesn't? Walking The Stripper: Did anybody call for security? 122 - The One With The Ick Factor Sort: Relevant Newest. Ross: Hey! Chandler: Really? 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion the duck. Chandler: Hey, come on, it’s not your fault. All right. drying him off. 503 - The One Hundredth 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Monica: Yeah, there's one right under the cabinet. Season 2 Monica: That’s also like the tenth time you told us. One of the best. Chandler: He will, Joe. 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